December 2009
suicideblonde:
bohemea:
Cat Stevens - Morning...
“The video looks great! Now upload it to youtube and make it go viral.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“You gave us ‘70’s… We wanted millennium”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“My hand passes through
the outlines in the air where
your fingers once were.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) (via quote-book)
clientsfromhell:
Client: You see where you have a full stop at the end of the first sentence?
Me: Yes.
Client: Can you change it to a comma?
Me: Er, well I can, but you should put a full stop at the end of a sentence.
Client: Oh, that grammar stuff is very old fashioned.
Another red flag...
clientsfromhell:
Client: We have to put graphic boards together for the presentation…should we use Times New Roman or Arial?
“Can we change the green of her shoes red to feminize it?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“I briefed you yesterday, and you guys haven’t still given me the first cut?...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
